If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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