So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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