i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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