Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
