the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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