Can Purell be used as lube?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I came so hard my ears popped.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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