So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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