some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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