it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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