I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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