it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
