Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you would pick up someone in the library
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
