Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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