I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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