Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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