you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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