I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You work out of a Hotel?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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