i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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