You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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