i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I puked a lego.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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