I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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