So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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