Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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