Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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