He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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