I can't breathe out the right side of my face
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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