Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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