operation harelip BJ is a go
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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