the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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