Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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