he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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