No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
