How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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