Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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