i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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