is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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