is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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