The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
