Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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