His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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