i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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