I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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