I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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