Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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