I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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