Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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