You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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