Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
