that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How naked do you want me to be?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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