Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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