But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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