I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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