I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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