So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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