Umm I'm too high to move.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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