Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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