He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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