Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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