I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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